So, you clicked on the 'contact me' button. You're either here to:
A) Berate me for my ill informed and poorly researched ranting.
B) Shower me with praise.
C) Send me undeservedly lavish gifts.
D) Sell me Amway.
E) Tell me about all the creepy illegal things you'd like to do to me, given the
chance.
F) Offer me a book deal.
or
G) Tell me about the love Our Lord Jesus Christ can bring into my life.
A through F will be welcomed wholeheartedly. G, not so much. Been there, done that.
Send your vitriol or approbation to byron@notaturtle.com
You can also find me on Facebook, but don't expect me to accept your friend request unless we've actually met.
I have a MySpace too, but seriously , who uses MySpace anymore?
